** All applicants must fill out the application form at www.pascal.ie/jobs **
LOOKING FOR MIRACLES!
We're on the lookout for awesome people to join our team!
However, after a few, let's call them "learning experiences" over the years, we've decided to be incredibly specific about what we're looking for.
If you're member of the rare species knows as Reliable Employees, please keep reading...
The ideal applicant should:
- Show up on Day One - This sounds obvious, but you'd be surprised. If you accept the job, please actually turn up.
- Have a functioning Alarm Clock - Understand that a 9am start does not mean "roll out of bed at 9:15am to check your text messages"
- Know what a Mop is - You need to know how to use a mop and a broom. If you've never cleaned a floor in your life, this is not the place to learn.
- Stay a While - We spend a lot of time training you. If you plan on quitting after 2 months to "go find yourself", please go find yourself somewhere else.
- No Hangovers - We all love a good Saturday night out. But if you're scheduled to work, please arrive awake, alert, and not looking like an extra from The Walking Dead.
- Keep Gossip to yourself - If you're looking for workplace gossip, keep scrolling.
Why you'll love working for us:
- You'll be paid on time, every time
- Free Food & Drink (within reason)
- Learn from the best - Yes, we are the best in the business, and you'll soon find out why!
- A Roster published well in advance, not the night before your next shift
- A Fair Boss - The boss is a reasonable human being. Respect the business, we'll respect you!
- No Slackers - Because we've become very good at filtering out the slackers (this application being the starting point), you won't find yourself doing the work of 2 people because you team mate's been hiding in the toilet for half and hour scrolling their TikTok
So, If you're super friendly, enthusiastic, funny, hard working, basically an all round superhero. Apply online at www.pascal.ie/jobs
Job Types: Full-time, Part-time, Permanent
Pay: From €14.15 per hour
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Work Location: In person
